Greetings readers, writers, and orangutans with internet.
I see this one a lot in news articles, non-fiction books, and corporate documents … People using “as such” in place of Therefore, Thus, or As a result. That’s not what it means.
Example of such misuse from a fictional sports article:
“Luigi McGregor leads the National League with 73 home runs this season. As such, he is due for a substantial raise on his current salary of six bucks an hour.”
The problem with this construction is that the first sentence explains what Luigi did, not what he is.
“As such” is another way of saying, “Since he is that thing I just described.” Therefore, the imaginary writer of the above sports article is telling us that Luigi is either the National League, 73 home runs, or a baseball season. I guess it’s our choice.
To use “as such” correctly, the writer would have to say this:
“Luigi McGregor is the National League leader with 73 home runs this season. As such, he is due for a substantial raise on his current salary of six bucks an hour.”
Here, Luigi is described as the home run leader in the NL. In other words, my topic (Luigi) is a thing (NL home run leader). As such a thing, he is due for a raise.
More examples:
Bruce Springsteen is one of the most popular recording artists in America. As such, he should easily be able to sell out Giants Stadium.
Godzilla is a 200-foot-tall monster that spits atomic fire and tramples cities. As such, he has a hard time meeting women.
“Therefore” would have been acceptable in all these instances as well, but it is not interchangeable with “As such.” The latter only works when a topic is described as a thing, be it one of America’s most popular recording artists or a 200-foot tall monster.
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Thanks for reading. Next week I’ll explain how to wash your basement with a live goldfish.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:42 am
Hi Eric, it is good to see you again. Evidently I unsubscribed to PFC emails so I have missed you lately. I will head over to Baker Street and subscribe again. Hope that you are well.
I think, as such I am.
Bryan
September 10th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Hey, Bryan. I’ve been meaning to get off my lazy butt and send you an email.
Whattup?
September 16th, 2012 at 10:12 am
Eric Baker is interesting to orangutans everywhere.
As such, he deserves a gold medal for grammar . . . and a Ba~Na~Na. 😉
September 16th, 2012 at 10:45 am
Orangutans have been my most loyal supporters from the beginning. If only I could get them to leave comments.
And I don’t know why they keep putting you in my spam folder. Jealousy, maybe? Perhaps it was a mistake for me to hire “Dr. Zaius” to be my administrator, but he works for bananas.
September 16th, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Akismet is a jealous bundle of cyber-filters! As such, we should tell it, “Yes! We have NO Bananas. We have no bananas for you!”
Best of luck in teaching the rest of your fans to type. 😀
September 16th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
On an unrelated note, PTC was in a car accident this week. As usual, she’s putting a positive spin on her black and blue bruises.
September 16th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Wow, thanks for letting me know. I’ll stop by and see how she’s doing.
October 9th, 2012 at 11:56 am
Hi Eric,
Thanks for stopping in to check out my blog! I’m not a grammar Nazi, but certain things really do get under my skin…. Have you considered a post on mis-use of the word “of?” Or how “fixin’ to” doesn’t imply fixing of anything? ;0) Happy Trails, ~Valerie
October 9th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Hi, Valerie. Are you talking about “could of” by any chance? That makes me cringe as well.
I’m not really a grammar Nazi either, but I don’t mind encouraging people to express written communication in a more articulate manner. It helps them in the long run. On the other hand, if a friend is pouring her heart out to me, I certainly won’t interrupt her in the middle and say, “Perhaps he dumped you because you end so many sentences with a preposition. Have you considered that possibility?”
I doubt many WordPress bloggers need writing help from me, given the high level of skill and accomplishment out there. These posts are more for the amusement of people who already know this stuff, though I hope non-writers who earnestly want to learn something stumble in from time to time.
Thanks for visiting and commenting!
October 18th, 2012 at 11:11 pm
I wish there was a like button. This is exactly the type of post I like 😀
October 18th, 2012 at 11:50 pm
Thanks for visiting and commenting. You’ve clicked the like button in my heart.*
*I apologize for the corniness of that response, but it’s past my bedtime, and I tend to get sappy when I’m sleepy.